Dead Space Life of Isaac Clarking

Welcome Vallah

In this guid I will show u how the life.

The man

The only

The man

ISEC CLANK !

Born

He was bron from a female (shoutout to women yo)

He was produced after the women (yo) had sex with a man and the sperm cell had sex with the Gebärmutter. Then isec came out.

He looked like sheet

School

When he turned one year old. His women turned him to go to school. He did not want to go.

His father forced him to go to the "digga vallah school"

Indeed this school was fire vallah, there was only one problem tho

His classmates didn't like the smell he had, he took tips from the man himself.

Jimmy neutron fragrence

The problem was that people still did not like the smell because onion is not everyones cup of vegetable

Bully

His biggest bully

Leoni Keniden :

OMG

He is so HOT RIGHT NOW (btw he is 3 years old in this pic)

Isec Clank had no chance against him, he was bullied and bullied and bullied. Leoni Keniden

never left him alone. N E V E R

Girlfriend

After he was 4 years old. He found a girl,

some might know her. Some don't, but we sure do know lots of people are thirtsy and want to be stepped on by her ! LEEN BEEF PATTY

lol woops wrong one.

ISEC AND LEEN BEEF PATTY

Break Up And Mad

But this was not it, when Isaac turned 6 years old his rival Leoni Keniden also grew bigger and stronger (he is even hotter rn)

After a long and fire relationship she left Isec Clank for him.

Leoni Keniden stole his girl which put isaac into a big depression.

(Leoni Keniden did have a bigger sosig tho)

Deprisin

Isec Clenk is depressi

As can ses, he is saad (he posted on instagram that he is sad, nobody cared tho)

Fight

Isaac put on his suit and was ready to fight

Idk why he looks like that man he is wild

After 5 min he looked fora man, then he choked him. (he choked really hard man idk if he will stop someone help him jesus)

Police

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RACISM IS HERE WHAT IS GOING ON

WEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO

Jail

Isec had to go to jail for 2 Weeks

He was devestated.

They also took a mugshot of him, but they were too stupid to position the camera down so the picture looks like this. He is 6'0

Out Of Jail

he is free

Study

Isec wanted to studdy and bought daddy noel for it (he is so hard right now)

Noel is good in teaching segg-

Sorry I mean learning Enriniring stuff that u need to engineer when u want to engineer and stuff iddk I am homeless

Engineer

After a long time (26298 hours)

He became a Engineer and he graduated.

This means that he is an Engineer now after Graduating

Happy isec:

USG ISHIMURA VALLAH

This is the usg irhimsura

(insert epic picture of ishimura)

This is the ship that isaac will kill thousands of people because this is what enginerns do

Thanks For Reading

Vallah thank you so much

This is u rn because u read this man thanks

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Life of Isaac Clarking